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Behold! I Am Not One That Goes To Lectures.'

Arthur Thomas Quiller-Couch 1863 (Bodmin, Cornwall) – 1944 (Cornwall)



By W. W.
 
Behold! I am not one that goes to Lectures or the pow-wow of Professors.
 
The elementary laws never apologise: neither do I apologise.
 
I find letters from the Dean dropt on my table--and every one is signed by the Dean's name--
 
And I leave them where they are; for I know that as long as I stay up
 
Others will punctually come for ever and ever.
 
I am one who goes to the river,
 
I sit in the boat and think of 'life' and of 'time.'
 
How life is much, but time is more; and the beginning is everything,
 
But the end is something.
 
I loll in the Parks, I go to the wicket, I swipe.
 
I see twenty-two young men from Foster's watching me, and the trousers of the twenty-two young men,
 
I see the Balliol men en masse watching me.--The Hottentot that loves his mother, the untutored Bedowee, the Cave-man that wears only his certificate of baptism, and the shaggy Sioux that hangs his testamur with his scalps.
 
I see the Don who ploughed me in Rudiments watching me: and the wife of the Don who ploughed me in Rudiments watching me.
 
I see the rapport of the wicket-keeper and umpire. I cannot see that I am out.
 
Oh! you Umpires!
 
I am not one who greatly cares for experience, soap, bull-dogs, cautions, majorities, or a graduated Income-Tax,
 
The certainty of space, punctuation, sexes, institutions, copiousness, degrees, committees, delicatesse, or the fetters of rhyme--
 
For none of these do I care: but least for the fetters of rhyme.
 
Myself only I sing. Me Imperturbe! Me Prononce!
 
Me progressive and the depth of me progressive,
 
And the bathos, Anglice bathos
 
Of me chanting to the Public the song of Simple Enumeration.
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Arthur Thomas Quiller-Couch

Sir Arthur Thomas Quiller-Couch (; 21 November 1863 – 12 May 1944) was a Cornish writer who published using the pseudonym Q. Although a prolific novelist, he is remembered mainly for the monumental publication The Oxford Book Of English Verse 1250–1900 (later extended to 1918) and for his literary criticism. He influenced many who never met him, including American writer Helene Hanff, author of 84, Charing Cross Road and its sequel, Q's Legacy. His Oxford Book of English Verse was a favourite of John Mortimer's fictional character Horace Rumpole.  more…

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