Aiken Drum

There was a man lived in the moon, lived in the
    moon,
    lived in the moon,
    There was a man lived in the moon,
    And his name was Aiken Drum,
    And he played upon a ladle, a ladle, a ladle,
    And he played upon a ladle,
    And his name was Aiken Drum.

    And his hat was made of good cream cheese,
    And his name, &c.

    And his coat was made of good roast beef,
    And his name, &c.

    And his buttons were made of penny loaves,
    And his name, &c.

    His waistcoat was made of crust of pies,
    And his name, &c.

    His breeches were made of haggis bags,
    And his name, &c.

    There was a man in another town,
    And his name was Willy Wood;
    And he played upon a razor,
    And his name was Willy Wood.

    And he ate up all the good cream cheese,
    And his name, &c.

    And he ate up all the good roast beef,
    And his name, &c.

    And he ate up all the penny loaves,
    And his name, &c.

    And he ate up all the good pie crust,
    And his name, &c.

    But he choked upon the haggis bags,
    And there was an end of Willy Wood.