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Two Or Three: A Recipe To Make A Cuckold

Alexander Pope 1688 (London) – 1744 (Twickenham)

Two or three visits, and two or three bows,
Two or three civil things, two or three vows,
Two or three kisses, with two or three sighs,
Two or three Jesus's - and let me dies-
Two or three squeezes, and two or three towses,
With two or three thousand pound lost at their houses,
Can never fail cuckolding two or three spouses.

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Submitted on May 13, 2011

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Scheme AABBACC
Closest metre Iambic pentameter
Characters 328
Words 65
Stanzas 1
Stanza Lengths 7
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Alexander Pope

Alexander Pope (1688-1744) is regarded as one of the greatest English poets, and the foremost poet of the early eighteenth century. He is best known for his satirical and discursive poetry, including The Rape of the Lock, The Dunciad, and An Essay on Criticism, as well as for his translation of Homer. more…

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