Ode to a Frog

Where's the kiss
you promised me?

To turn me
into the man
you want me
to be.

One who anticipates
your every need
and proposes
on bent knee.

A man who says
I love you
morning, noon,
and night.

One who opens
doors for you,

romances you,

and never picks
a fight.

A man who fixes
everything.

One who works
around the clock
to give you
what you want.

Who goes to
the theater with you
instead of watching
the game.

A man who puts you
before his friends,
even his dog.

Oh, never mind.
I'd rather stay a frog!