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Limerick: There Once Was an Old Man of Lyme

William Cosmo Monkhouse 1840 (London) – 1901



There once was an old man of Lyme
Who married three wives at a time,
When asked, 'Why a third?'
He replied, 'One's absurd!
And bigamy, sir, is a crime.

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