The Shorter Catechism



I burned my fingers on the stove
          And wept with bitterness;
But poor old Auntie Maggie strove
          To comfort my distress.
Said she: 'Think, lassie, how you'll burn
          Like any wicked besom
In fires of hell if you don't learn
          Your Shorter Catechism.'

A man's chief end is it began,
          (No mention of a woman's),
To glorify--I think it ran,
          The God who made poor humans.
And as I learned, I thought: if this--
          (My distaste growing stronger),
The Shorter Catechism is,
          Lord save us from the longer.

The years have passed and I begin
          (Although I'm far from clever),
To doubt if when we die in sin
          Our bodies grill forever.
Now I've more surface space to burn,
          Since I am tall and lissom,
I think it's hell enough to learn
          The Shorter Catechism.

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Submitted on May 13, 2011

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Scheme AXAXBCBC DEDEXFXF GFGFBCBC
Closest metre Iambic tetrameter
Characters 834
Words 138
Stanzas 3
Stanza Lengths 8, 8, 8

Robert William Service

Robert William Service was a poet and writer sometimes referred to as the Bard of the Yukon He is best-known for his writings on the Canadian North including the poems The Shooting of Dan McGrew The Law of the Yukon and The Cremation of Sam McGee His writing was so expressive that his readers took him for a hard-bitten old Klondike prospector not the later-arriving bank clerk he actually was Robert William Service was born 16 January 1874 in Preston England but also lived in Scotland before emigrating to Canada in 1894 Service went to the Yukon Territory in 1904 as a bank clerk and became famous for his poems about this region which are mostly in his first two books of poetry He wrote quite a bit of prose as well and worked as a reporter for some time but those writings are not nearly as well known as his poems He travelled around the world quite a bit and narrowly escaped from France at the beginning of the Second World War during which time he lived in Hollywood California He died 11 September 1958 in France Incidentally he played himself in a movie called The Spoilers starring John Wayne and Marlene Dietrich more…

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