Birdz

The rook reckons he can cook,
But blackbird finds this absurd.

The tit is in need of a shit;
On the pull, our gull is—you'll see.

The raven had been misbehavin',
While the wren was creating her den.

Owl is on the prowl,
And the duck couldn't give a f*ck,
About the swans.

The robin couldn't fathom the bobbin;

And the sparrow's on the straight and narrow.

Finally.