Mr. Pickles the Spider on a Mission
Hello, I'm Mr. Pickles the Spider.
I love to drink sweet apple cider.
As you see I have six legs & two arms,
I love to scare girls with my spider charms.
See, there is this cute girl, her name is Heidi.
She loves to wear these cute, yellow panties with a see-through nightie.
Every night I sneakily watch her get undressed for bed.
If she knew, she'd get someone to kill me, and I'd be dead!
I wait and wait until she's fast asleep,
Then slide down my web, like a little creep.
I plop myself upon her bed, which smells so good,
I could easily stay here all night, if I could.
I'm on this mission to tickle her cute little nose.
Oh no, she just moved! I just froze.
Her mouth opened wide, with teeth pearly white,
For if I fell in, I can't knit a kite to take flight.
I think I'll stick to a tickling her sexy nose,
At least it twitches so cute, as it's, suppose.
God, forbid she wake, you'd hear such a scream...
It surely wouldn't be from a bad ole dream.
Heidi hates spiders, due to a bite she once got.
From my relative, Green Olive, that snot!
He ruins many things in so many ways.
If you knew, your mind would be in a haze.
Well, I think I tickled more than I should,
I better git while the gitterns good.
Pickles must move quickly, Heidi's rubbing her nose,
Before she finds out that I was visiting, my cute, Heidi Rose.
About this poem
This poem may offend some and yet not others. We all have seen spiders in life, and I just brought the one I had in my own bedroom to life. Enjoy!
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Written on October 15, 2024
Submitted by debraw.71122 on October 15, 2024
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Quick analysis:
Scheme | AABB CCDD EEFF GGHH GGII XXJJ FFGG |
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Closest metre | Iambic hexameter |
Characters | 1,332 |
Words | 294 |
Stanzas | 7 |
Stanza Lengths | 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4 |
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