Digital Santa

Digital Santa
Sung to “Santa Clause is coming to town”

You won’t find out
You better not try
Better not unplug
I’m texting you why
Google Plex is coming to town

They’re making a list
And checking it twice
They already know whose naughty and nice
Amazon is buying the town

They see you when your sleeping
They know when your awake
They know your darkest secrets
They see every move you make

So, you better tune in
For more digital sin
Better not pout
While they lure you in
Walmart owns every big town

0’s and 1’s
Are part of the fun
You can’t hide
And you better not run
Apple controls the world

Uncle Sam,
Is completely plugged in
Laughing out loud
Cause he’s knows you can’t win

Satan Claws is coming to town

(who did you think was in the red suit?)

Eric (and sometimes not)