Apple

Welcome to the f*ck it bucket
With digital pigs
Slopping thru the binary trough
Choking it all down with a cough
Yum yum yum
How boring and glum
Safe and easy to be dumb
Can’t be mad If you don’t know shit
Just be a good lil slave, shut up and sit
Your so cute the way you think your free
Instead of an obedient slave to me
Remember the apple in Eden?
One bite and we all got screwed
Remember Apple?
The digital master who takes a byte outta you? and were still screwed
I offer you my electronic leash
Program, brainwash and command me, Capiche?
Don’t fight it luv, just obey my lil dove
And know deep in your heart my kindness for you is not from above
Quite the contrary, my lil dingle berry
Your submission is quite scary
Easier than first thought and much cheaper to be bought
Tunnel vision twits sucking that screen of colored bits
You worthless Apple cart whore blind as a bat and looking for more
Insatiable in your thirst your weakness is the worst
So, here it is simply…. your cursed
Immersed and won’t disperse so, I invite you
To the first line in this verse

Eric (and sometimes not)