Carpet burns

I kissed her on the doorstep
She whispered come inside
I smiled an affirmation
Her entry opened wide

I slipped into her passage
The door clicked shut behind
At the bottom of the staircase
We began to bump and grind

Swiftly rising tread by tread
Deftly trying to remove
Anything that may prevent me
From settling in her groove



We attained the first floor landing
That's halfway to her lair
She promptly lay down on her back
Legs akimbo in the air

At it fast and frenzied
Then very slow and sweet
With a glorious happy ending
She was eager to repeat

Made love on the Carpet
I felt her underlay
Nothing quite like shagpile
When you're having it away

Not a soul to blame or shame us
Being wildly indiscreet
Pausing just to get our breath back
I helped her to her feet

Finally made it to her boudoir
Just a bed and hard wood floor
She lay me down and climbed on top
As her bottom was red raw!