Irony
Irony is
having blood withdrawn
Every morning
For further tests
To determine my anemia
Every morning I lie
in my cramped hospital bed
Thinking this time
The ‘blood nurse’ will pass me by
But to no avail
For like a blood thirsty vampire
She wheels her wagon
Full of assorted blood letting paraphernalia
And I offer little resistance
Mesmerised by her cold fingers
Latexed against possible infections
As she feels for a plumb vein
And sinks the hypodermic
I await the quick jab
The ‘prick’ that marks her extraction
She’s quick, brisk, officious
soon all specimens are collected
And she’s off again
Seeking another victim
Who would have thought?
Dracula’s ancestors
Would continue to roam the world
In the guise
About this poem
This documents my hospital stay when I was sick and they didnt know what was wrong . I was anaemic but the anaemia was caused by a tumour that was growing in my brain. Lucky to have survived it.
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Written on November 20, 2013
Submitted by taminator2016 on December 08, 2022
Modified on April 26, 2023
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Quick analysis:
Scheme | AXXXB CXXC XXDBXEXXX XDAXXX XEXX |
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Closest metre | Iambic trimeter |
Characters | 727 |
Words | 125 |
Stanzas | 5 |
Stanza Lengths | 5, 4, 9, 6, 4 |
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