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Barstool Optimist

Neil Dave 1993

I know what I am a million times over
but I got no clue how to escape this hell sober
So I think I’ll drink the life out of me
Maybe the bottom of the next bottle’s where I’ll break myself free
Yes I hear you barkeep but please leave me alone
I gotta start my next sin before I get out and atone
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Written on August 09, 2022

Submitted by neilkdave on September 07, 2022

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Quick analysis:

Scheme AABBCC
Closest metre Iambic heptameter
Characters 301
Words 64
Stanzas 1
Stanza Lengths 6
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Neil Dave

I'm a writer and stand up comedian trying my hand at poetry. If you enjoy any of my writing this is not what I do full time and any token of your appreciation is greatly appreciated as it will help fund making writing a greater part of my life and get more content to you! You can buy me a cup of coffee (or 2) here ko-fi.com/neilkdave, most of these were written on caffeine, all caffeine helps. more…

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