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I Do What I Like, Dammit: An Ode To Steve-O

Brittany Wilson 1988 (Milwaukee, WI)

I Do What I Like, Dammit: An Ode To Steve-O

Don't Fart in the bed...I Do What I Like, Dammit!!!
Don't blow up toilet...I Do What I Like, Dammit!!!
Don't fart on your niece's head...I Do What I Like, Dammit!!!
Don't fart in your niece's bed...I Do What I Like, Dammit!!!
Dont fart in your niece's face...I Do What I Like, Dammit!!!

My friend Steve-O says this everytime i tell him i'm going to Anna's house overnight...That's my guy!!! Here's to you, Steve-O!!!
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Scheme A BBBBB A
Closest metre Iambic octameter
Characters 462
Words 96
Stanzas 3
Stanza Lengths 1, 5, 1

Brittany Wilson

Brittany Wilson is from Milwaukee, WI & has loved poetry since 5th grade (age 10). Her all-time favorite poets are Emily Dickinson & the incomparable Dr. Maya Angelou. more…

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    • B. Sylvia Plath
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