Excuse Me, What?
Austin Anderson 2007 (Alabama)
What you just said
was very bizarre
I should have stayed in bed
Please leave my car
It made me want to cry
You're not funny, stop trying
You're a clown, to you I say goodbye
Please go away, no one's dying
Your brain is made of special matter
Your brain, they should boil
It's made of clown honks, 0 brain cells, and cake batter
and don't forget the extra virgin (olive oil)
Stop being a clown
Stupid, you do sound
You're letting everyone down
Go bury yourself in the ground
About this poem
I beg your pardon, but what did you just say?
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Written on March 11, 2022
Submitted by austin.anderson on March 11, 2022
Modified on March 05, 2023
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Quick analysis:
| Scheme | ABABCDCDEFEFGHGH |
|---|---|
| Closest metre | Iambic trimeter |
| Characters | 475 |
| Words | 93 |
| Stanzas | 1 |
| Stanza Lengths | 16 |
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