bitch?



Saddles way heavy,
like dust on the levy,
pass the glass to the wine keeper,
ensure the safest method of the drunk and high believer,
watch me as I cruise through atmospheric modes without a clue,
make the environment around you act as if I was made of super glue

super glue

super glue

are we stuck or are we through

super glue

super glue

feels as if you're bound to choose or loose

because i'm feelin hella goosed

chickens never made the cut when made into a comparison about me but i'd say you're an old fart pussy bitch and I would love to cum in your mouth soon as I'm off fucking work got dat bitch? ;)

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makes zero fucking sense, really!

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Written on January 28, 2022

Submitted by justinleedye on January 28, 2022

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Quick analysis:

Scheme AABBCC C X X X
Closest metre Iambic heptameter
Characters 616
Words 132
Stanzas 5
Stanza Lengths 6, 1, 1, 1, 1

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