I am coming down from a huge amount of cocaine



I am coming down from a huge amount of cocaine
I take a taxi to my parents
My dad asks if I should put the minced beef in the refrigerator or the freezer
I said give me ten minutes to think about it
He jokes I have ten seconds to respond
I am coming down from a huge amount of cocaine
I Googled "Can you die from taking cocaine"
The first article says taking cocaine is "potentially dangerous"
If God watched me right now he would say "What the f*ck are you doing?"
He would show the Devil
The Devil would find it slightly funny
"He just did a huge amount of cocaine"
I am coming down from a huge amount of cocaine
I reset my Gmail password twice
My dad asks me to saw off the end of the Christmas tree
He cuts it slowly
I cut it extremely fast like Sonic the Hedgehog
I tell my dad "I just go apeshit"
"Coke is bad and just releases endorphins until you have none left" my friend advises me
My brain said "What did you do?"
I tell my brain to f*ck off
The prime minister is on the TV talking about the Omicron COVID-19 variant
I am coming down from a huge amount of cocaine
I am coming down from a huge amount of cocaine
I am coming down from a huge amount of cocaine

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I wrote this poem coming down from a huge amount of cocaine.

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Written on December 12, 2021

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Modified on March 05, 2023

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Scheme AbcdeAafghiaAjiikdilmnAAA
Closest metre Iambic hexameter
Characters 1,176
Words 245
Stanzas 1
Stanza Lengths 25

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