One bite



Once upon a time
In God out
A chef and his staff
Had a meeting.
He made a two
Proposals because
Sales were low and
Supply was expensive
He would cutback hours
Or change his supplier.
One made a suggestion
To mix inexperience venison
With the beef to stretch out
the beef supply. Of course
Not said the executive chef
Who stormed out of the room
Complaining of deception and
Deseitfulness. Well the chef thought
It noble and safe, and against the
Executive chefs wishes. Well one day
The executive chef bought her family
In to dine. They ordered and dined, well she was shocked at the gameiness
Of the usually mild beef. She paid the bill and lefted. Once home, she grabbed her clown suit and horn. She dressed up and made up and drove to her job. She walked into the kitchen squeezing her horn shouting " cheetah, cheetah! Your antolope tasting beef!"
Cheetah, Cheetah Cheetah!
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Scheme ABCDEFGHIJKKBLMNGOPQRFSP
Closest metre Iambic pentameter
Characters 877
Words 161
Stanzas 1
Stanza Lengths 24

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