Rate this poem:(4.00 / 1 vote)

Monday Morning



Monday morning
Headingout Kerchunk
. . Six a clock, hot coffeethen..
WOOF!!Who Goes There!
woof
Who are you Who the f*ck
are you? Woof!

It's me Ralph, thought by now you would recognize myscentman .
Oh Mel, it's you, snffsnff
sorry dude automaticruff
thought you was a prowle...
I gotta skat, seeyalater

Woof Gruff Pffftt
WoofHey Dude Dude
WhatsupRalph?
Dude, Dug this cat up Ay!
You should Smell it. old
man thinks I`m Dumber
thanna Basset Hound
burieditagain mad Bugger,
Know wheritis c'mon You
Should Smellit.
Toldyouman Not into that
Oh yeah gruff, Still Waw!
Ay? Waw!!
Whateverdude I`ll catchya later , . .

Woof!bowoofwow
HeyDude Duuud! Comeback!

WhatnowRalph? Whaddhya
want?
Check this out. A muscle
Smells like fish
Smells pretttty good!
Weird thoughinnit!
whopwhop!

Mussel You mean mussel
Not Muscle!
woofwoofyeahbut you
gottahava muscle to open
It opens youknow Iseenone

ThatsfineRalph Very Nice
No thankyou no smell today
Bakklater alligator
On the prowler growler
woof woof snffsnff

BOW!! Bow BOWWOW!
BOW!! BOW! BOWWOW!

Ralph K'monnow I`ll be late
for work Whatissit?
Sorry man, snffsnffthought you was a prowle...


Font size:
 

Submitted by zengda on December 02, 2021

1:08 min read
4 Views

Discuss this Pearcemelville poem with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Find a translation for this poem in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this poem to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "Monday Morning" Poetry.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2022. Web. 26 Jan. 2022. <https://www.poetry.com/poem/114971/monday-morning>.

    Become a member!

    Join our community of poets and poetry lovers to share your work and offer feedback and encouragement to writers all over the world!

    January 2022

    Poetry Contest

    Enter our monthly contest for the chance to win cash prizes and gain recognition for your talent.
    5
    days
    2
    hours
    44
    minutes

    Browse Poetry.com

    Quiz

    Are you a poetry master?

    »
    What is the term for the continuation of a sentence without a pause beyond the end of a line, couplet, or stanza.
    • A. Dithyramb
    • B. A turn
    • C. Line break
    • D. Enjambment