Monday Morning

Monday morning
Headingout Kerchunk
. . Six a clock, hot coffeethen..
WOOF!!Who Goes There!
woof
Who are you Who the f*ck
are you? Woof!

It's me Ralph, thought by now you would recognize myscentman .
Oh Mel, it's you, snffsnff
sorry dude automaticruff
thought you was a prowle...
I gotta skat, seeyalater

Woof Gruff Pffftt
WoofHey Dude Dude
WhatsupRalph?
Dude, Dug this cat up Ay!
You should Smell it. old
man thinks I`m Dumber
thanna Basset Hound
burieditagain mad Bugger,
Know wheritis c'mon You
Should Smellit.
Toldyouman Not into that
Oh yeah gruff, Still Waw!
Ay? Waw!!
Whateverdude I`ll catchya later , . .

Woof!bowoofwow
HeyDude Duuud! Comeback!

WhatnowRalph? Whaddhya
want?
Check this out. A muscle
Smells like fish
Smells pretttty good!
Weird thoughinnit!
whopwhop!

Mussel You mean mussel
Not Muscle!
woofwoofyeahbut you
gottahava muscle to open
It opens youknow Iseenone

ThatsfineRalph Very Nice
No thankyou no smell today
Bakklater alligator
On the prowler growler
woof woof snffsnff

BOW!! Bow BOWWOW!
BOW!! BOW! BOWWOW!

Ralph K'monnow I`ll be late
for work Whatissit?
Sorry man, snffsnffthought you was a prowle...