Monday Morning



Monday morning
Headingout Kerchunk
. . Six a clock, hot coffeethen..
  WOOF!!Who Goes There!    
  woof
  Who are you Who the f*ck      
  are you? Woof!  

It's me Ralph, thought by now  you would recognize myscentman .
    Oh Mel, it's you, snffsnff          
    sorry dude automaticruff
    thought you was a prowle...
I gotta skat, seeyalater
  
    Woof Gruff Pffftt
    WoofHey Dude Dude
WhatsupRalph?
    Dude, Dug this cat up Ay!
    You should Smell it. old
    man thinks I`m Dumber        
    thanna Basset Hound
    burieditagain mad Bugger,
    Know wheritis c'mon You
    Should Smellit.
Toldyouman Not into that
    Oh yeah gruff, Still Waw!     
    Ay? Waw!!
Whateverdude I`ll catchya later , . .
    
    Woof!bowoofwow
    HeyDude Duuud! Comeback!

WhatnowRalph? Whaddhya
want?
    Check this out. A muscle
    Smells like fish
    Smells pretttty good!
    Weird thoughinnit!     
    whopwhop!

Mussel  You mean mussel
Not Muscle!
    woofwoofyeahbut you
    gottahava  muscle to open
    It opens youknow Iseenone

ThatsfineRalph Very Nice
No thankyou no smell today
Bakklater alligator
    On the prowler growler    
    woof woof snffsnff
    
    BOW!! Bow BOWWOW!
     BOW!! BOW! BOWWOW!

Ralph K'monnow I`ll be late        
for work Whatissit?
    Sorry man, snffsnffthought you was a prowle...


  
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Submitted by zengda on December 02, 2021

Modified on March 14, 2023

1:08 min read
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Quick analysis:

Scheme aabcdxd bddec ffdxfgfghffiig ix hfexffx eehbb xfgcd JJ ffe
Closest metre Iambic trimeter
Characters 1,344
Words 224
Stanzas 9
Stanza Lengths 7, 5, 14, 2, 7, 5, 5, 2, 3

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