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I give one tip if you are ready

Leonid Rozumenko 1961 (Kyiv)

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One tragic skill provokes the death
And never could be boring.
The love is blind but not the deaf, -
Take pills against the snoring!

There are some controversial needs
That treats you like a proper snack.
You place the woman on your knees
But find her sitting on your neck.

I give one tip if you are ready,
And priceless would be this refer:
If you conquer somehow the lady,
It only happens due to her!

What’s differ sex with the woman
And sex with the native hand?
The first may hide a problem
For the money and the wand!

But if you can’t remember
When the woman was your host -
You aren’t Alzheimer’s member, -
Your case is something worst!
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Written on 2001

Submitted by leorozum on November 05, 2021

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Quick analysis:

Scheme XAXA XXXX BCBC XXXX CXCX
Closest metre Iambic tetrameter
Characters 635
Words 123
Stanzas 5
Stanza Lengths 4, 4, 4, 4, 4
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Leonid Rozumenko

Someone in your domain asks me to send a letter about myself. My pleasure - favorite topic. Who am I? Can’t keep a secret - athletic, open-minded, and generous, with a wide scope, love for women, good company. With love for science and to write something everlasting, which isn’t computer programming anymore. I was born in gorgeous Kyiv (Ukraine) more than 35 years ago, lived in the USA for longer than 4 years and my language is still in progress. My poetry is also a colorful picture of the unseeing battle between “yours truly” and English grammar. My Ukrainian or Russian accent has two unreliable reasons – it’s “for fun” and “hard to get rid of”. The meaning of my last name “Rozumenko” in Ukrainian is very close to “jaba-jaba a dada” in “Crocodile Dundee II”. I have several other weaknesses but I introduce them only to my closest friends. Yours truly, Leo Rozumenko more…

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