HOKIE POKIE PAY PAL (B- PAY)



HOKIE POKIE PAYPAL (BPAY)
               Peter Sokolowskyj 13th October 2021

Down Under yester’s Scams Norman Ross, today we seen as Harvey Norman
Another grubby mob called B-Pay who reappeared today as Pay Pal re-born man
As we sign up, they all promise they will refund all if the articles are not delivered.
Verbal shite till you make that claim, then its nasty threats & rudeness bewildered
My tale begins purchasing a zero turn Lawnmower $49:95 from the Time-buy Shop.
On Market Place Facebook in July, for a fabulous great price, after a massive drop.
Guaranteed shipping stamp below was backed up by Pay Pal who sucked up my cash
Three months passed & nothings delivered told Pay Pal who treated me like trash.
It doesn’t end here; two days later, bought a security cam set from a Panda buy Shop.
Google warned me the Panda buy mob was a scam, I trusted Facebook no need to stop.
$33: 99 US, Pandas price but Pay Pal didn’t add the AUD extra that I found rather odd
I tried to contact both of these companies but both Scammers block me out Oh God!
Pay pals first said we have the wrong address so when correct, then all Okay I guess.
Pay Pal said both articles have long been sent; now they say they didn’t process
Pay Pal threatened me; their legal team will take action if I furthermore complain.
This is how I trusted Pay Pal, as U see! These Bastards still do the same shit as B-Pay's
Fair enough I only got ripped off only a hundred bucks or more, happens to me all the time
New add appearing for a John Deer mower $95:00 but ole Facebook doesn’t give a dime.
Panda buy & the time buy Shop are definite Scammers found on Facebook that right
Hot buys for the US customers but rip off overseas buyers they can do as they please
All come recommended & backed up by Ole Pay Pal through Facebook to squeeze.
Fair Traders Australia & Scam Watch, both say to steer clear well from all these
Google gives Scam warnings; Facebook Market place racketeers come to sleaze.
Guaranteed by Pay Pal online service money back guarantee is not what you’ll find
When you complain that’s when they get rather nasty where most buyers are blind
Pensioners are easy to rip online as there is no law in Australia that helps the poor
Every Shifty business collects but the United States out of control rich steal galore,
Credit Card, Visa, Eftapos or Pay Pal accepts but complain its Buck off & out!
US Scammers collect easy prey advertising on Facebook that’s what it’s all about!

About this poem

Recently I bought some items advertised from the Facebook Market place as reliable product back in July, A zero turn Lawnmower from the USA time buy shop for $49:99 bargain online + AUD transfer $74:95 using the reliable pay pal trust Pay Pal money back guarantee till one complains, next advertised on Facebook I bought from the USA Panda-buy Shop a four camera security system for $39 :99 Pay Pal Guaranteed but Google warned me they were a Scam & unreliable how right they are. Pay Pal said I was charged $33:99. I thought that was odd no AUD extra charged. I Contacted both outlets after three months nothing delivered the Time-buy Shop blocked me out after consulting Pay Pal. I recontacted the Panda buy store yesterday they blocked me off saying Im operating off a insecure network so I cant contact. Both a scams but Pay Pal says both sent the articles. Australia Post & Botany Freight says no such articles arrived ever, Pay Pal tells me if I pursue further their lawyers will prosecute me this I got to see as they are still the rotten B-Pay that too ripped me off of a eBay delivery. Peter Sokolowskyj is seeking legal advice & Shine lawyers may take the case against Facebook who advertised these scammers to rip me off through Pay Pal & I say to all do not trust Pay Pal they fucking Suck! I wrote this amazing little Ditty for all to enjoy cheers 

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Submitted by Sokoblast on October 15, 2021

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Scheme AX XXBBAACCAADDEEXEFFXGGGGHHXXII
Characters 2,485
Words 451
Stanzas 2
Stanza Lengths 2, 29

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