LAZY, LAZY CYBER KIDS



Lazy, lazy high school kids
Post their homework on the Net,
So we suckers will do it for them
Just how lazy can you get?

In most cases, it takes one minute
To find the answers on a Google Search,
Still, the kids are far too lazy
Homework leaves them in a lurch.

Lazy, lazy cyber brats
Far too lazy for any work,
They'll spent their lives on unemployment
Because they are all brain-dead burkes.

Lazy, lazy cyber kids
Without the gumption to do research,
Seemingly without any gray-matter
Far too dumb to do a cyber search.

How did they ever get through preps?
How did they make it to high school?
Even if they somehow graduate
They won't get jobs, because they're fools.

Lazy, lazy high school kids
Never had to use a library book,
They only need the Net for research
Even then they're far too lazy to look.

Lazy kids without a future
Far too brainless for any kind of work,
When they have to post their homework
Far too lazy to do a simple search!

THE END
© Copyright 2021, Philip Roberts
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

About this poem

As a school kid I had to spend endless hours poring through text books to find the answers to homework questions. Today kids have the Internet to find answers in seconds. Yet some kids are so lazy they post their homework on the Net so that others can do it for them.

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Written on March 11, 2009

Submitted by PHIL_ROBERTS on August 26, 2021

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Quick analysis:

Scheme Abxb cdxd xexx adfd axcx Agdg feed xxx
Closest metre Iambic tetrameter
Characters 990
Words 189
Stanzas 8
Stanza Lengths 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 3

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