God and the Biker

A man riding his motorbike on a lone highway

Heard the voice of God speaking to him today.

God said since you been loyal, tell you what I’ll do

I’ll grant you one big wish, what can I get for you?

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He thought then said there is one thing I would like

Build a bridge across the waters so I can take my bike.

God said that it takes a lot of material so if you don’t mind

Think of something else, something that will help mankind.

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After a while he finally said there is one thing I’d like to know

How to make a woman happy and what it is that makes her go?

God looked at him and before the man could say a word more

Said that for the bridge would you like to have two lanes or four.