New Pal

She is on a special man hunt, again
as misleading and clever as ever!
It's clear she's the "whole package"
who rarely says no almost never!

Jill of all trades and master of none
but absolutely brilliant in her own right
A sweet 'n sassy school-teacher by day,
a wine-breath princess at night

You better be good to Her Majesty
such a unique and glamorous gal
Shower her with money and reverence
it's your gorgeous brand new pal

The party has only just started
and her wild gang has already arrived
She pees on the floor of the boys room
it makes her feel alive

You think that she's so freaking fake
demanding to be treated like a Queen
Crafting her look like a sculpture
this creature desperately needs to be seen

You better be good to Her Majesty
such a unique and glamorous gal
Shower her with money and reverence
it's your gorgeous brand new pal