Something's got my best Friend

My best Friend was taken by bears
They took her back to their cave
They made her do unspeakable things
Then sold her as a slave

MY best from was taken by a bird
And made to feed her young
She worked away in a nest all day
Until the job was done

She was then friend napped my mermaids
She shovel seaweed until she was sore
So needless to say
We couldn't be friends and more

Or

Maybe it was the bee attack
Perhaps the unicorns got her
Maybe the dragons gobbled her up
Or pirates sold her for fur

The ladybugs made her their queen
then she became a private eye and sleuth
I guess anything serves better
Than the real truth