I am a dork!



I am a dork!
A deeply shy man
An emotional hermit
A socially disabled dude

Girls are my whole world
They make me anxious
They make me sweat
They torment me!

An informal encounter
Is a gawky affair
Resplendent in blue blushes
And a murmur, splutter and mumble

Too close to the angels
And my heart risks attack
I get bathed in cold sweat
And my lips dance awkwardly

I am sixteen and single
Not because I don’t mingle
Or make beautiful girls giggle
But due to lack of a jingle

To tune them

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Submitted by GIDRAF on May 15, 2021

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Quick analysis:

Scheme AXXX XXBC XXXD XABC DDDD X X
Closest metre Iambic trimeter
Characters 484
Words 97
Stanzas 7
Stanza Lengths 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 1, 1

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