Analysis of An Alibi
Ambrose Bierce 1842 (Meigs County) – 1914 (Chihuahua)
A famous journalist, who long
Had told the great unheaded throng
Whate'er they thought, by day or night.
Was true as Holy Writ, and right,
Was caught in-well, on second thought,
It is enough that he was caught,
And being thrown in jail became
The fuel of a public flame.
'_Vox populi vox Dei_,' said
The jailer. Inxling bent his head
Without remark: that motto good
In bold-faced type had always stood
Above the columns where his pen
Had rioted in praise of men
And all they said-provided he
Was sure they mostly did agree.
Meanwhile a sharp and bitter strife
To take, or save, the culprit's life
Or liberty (which, I suppose,
Was much the same to him) arose
Outside. The journal that his pen
Adorned denounced his crime-but then
Its editor in secret tried
To have the indictment set aside.
The opposition papers swore
His father was a rogue before,
And all his wife's relations were
Like him and similar to her.
They begged their readers to subscribe
A dollar each to make a bribe
That any Judge would feel was large
Enough to prove the gravest charge
Unless, it might be, the defense
Put up superior evidence.
The law's traditional delay
Was all too short: the trial day
Dawned red and menacing. The Judge
Sat on the Bench and wouldn't budge,
And all the motions counsel made
Could not move _him_-and there he stayed.
'The case must now proceed,' he said,
'While I am just in heart and head,
It happens-as, indeed, it ought-
Both sides with equal sums have bought
My favor: I can try the cause
Impartially.' (Prolonged applause.)
The prisoner was now arraigned
And said that he was greatly pained
To be suspected-_he_, whose pen
Had charged so many other men
With crimes and misdemeanors! 'Why,'
He said, a tear in either eye,
'If men who live by crying out
'Stop thief!' are not themselves from doubt
Of their integrity exempt,
Let all forego the vain attempt
To make a reputation! Sir,
I'm innocent, and I demur.'
Whereat a thousand voices cried
Amain he manifestly lied-
_Vox populi_ as loudly roared
As bull by _picadores_ gored,
In his own coin receiving pay
To make a Spanish holiday.
The jury-twelve good men and true
Were then sworn in to see it through,
And each made solemn oath that he
As any babe unborn was free
From prejudice, opinion, thought,
Respectability, brains-aught
That could disqualify; and some
Explained that they were deaf and dumb.
A better twelve, his Honor said,
Was rare, except among the dead.
The witnesses were called and sworn.
The tales they told made angels mourn,
And the Good Book they'd kissed became
Red with the consciousness of shame.
Whenever one of them approached
The truth, 'That witness wasn't coached,
Your Honor!' cried the lawyers both.
'Strike out his testimony,' quoth
The learned judge: 'This Court denies
Its ear to stories which surprise.
I hold that witnesses exempt
From coaching all are in contempt.'
Both Prosecution and Defense
Applauded the judicial sense,
And the spectators all averred
Such wisdom they had never heard:
'Twas plain the prisoner would be
Found guilty in the first degree.
Meanwhile that wight's pale cheek confessed
The nameless terrors in his breast.
He felt remorseful, too, because
He wasn't half they said he was.
'If I'd been such a rogue,' he mused
On opportunities unused,
'I might have easily become
As wealthy as Methusalum.'
This journalist adorned, alas,
The middle, not the Bible, class.
With equal skill the lawyers' pleas
Attested their divided fees.
Each gave the other one the lie,
Then helped him frame a sharp reply.
Good Lord! it was a bitter fight,
And lasted all the day and night.
When once or oftener the roar
Had silenced the judicial snore
The speaker suffered for the sport
By fining for contempt of court.
Twelve jurors' noses good and true
Unceasing sang the trial through,
And even _vox populi_ was spent
In rattles through a nasal vent.
Clerk, bailiff, constables and all
Heard Morpheus sound the trumpet call
To arms-his arms-and all fell in
Save counsel for the Man of Sin.
That thaumaturgist stood and swayed
The wand their faculties obeyed-
That magic wand which, like a flame.
Leapt, wavered, quivered and became
A wonder-worker-known among
The ignoble vulgar as a Tongue.
How long, O Lord, how long my verse
Runs on for better or for worse
In meter which o'ermasters me,
Octosyllabically free!
Scheme Text too long Poetic Form Metre 01010011 110111 10111111 11110101 11011101 11011111 01010101 01010101 11111 0101111 01011101 0111111 01010111 11000111 01110101 11110101 1010101 1111011 11001101 11011101 11010111 01011111 11000101 110010101 0010101 11010101 01110100 11010010 11110101 01011101 11011111 01110101 01111001 110100100 01010001 11110101 11010001 11010101 01010101 11110111 01110111 11110101 11010111 11110111 11011101 01000101 01001101 01111101 11010111 11110101 1100101 11010101 11111101 11110111 11010001 11010101 1100101 11000101 1010101 1110001 111101 11111 01110101 1101010 01011101 01101111 01110111 11011111 11000101 0010011 1101001 01110101 01011101 11010101 01000101 01111101 00111101 11010011 01011101 01110101 11010101 1111001 0111101 11110101 11110001 11011001 1010001 01000101 0010011 11011101 11010011 11000101 1111101 01010011 11010101 11011111 11110111 1010001 11110001 11011 11000101 01010101 11010101 01010101 11010101 11110101 11110101 01010101 11110001 11000101 01010101 11010111 11010101 01010101 0101111 01010101 11010001 1110101 11110110 11010111 11101 01110001 11011101 1101001 01010101 001010101 11111111 11110111 010111 111 Closest metre Iambic tetrameter Characters 4,184 Words 760 Sentences 41 Stanzas 8 Stanza Lengths 8, 38, 18, 14, 24, 4, 20, 4 Lines Amount 130 Letters per line (avg) 26 Words per line (avg) 6 Letters per stanza (avg) 425 Words per stanza (avg) 93 Font size:Submitted on May 13, 2011
Modified on March 05, 2023
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