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life and death — Jessica F	There's a lot of blood Cuz death is a part of life go and enjoy...	5 views Rate it
ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS — mad hippie poet	Hey, Mister, hey Miss, can you tell me how to get to heaven? I need to go back home. The universe says I can no longer be alone, but my question, I oppose...	5 views Rate it
Positive Smile — Ax.Barajas	It doesn't take much to smile. The average person only needs to use 47 percent of face muscle to smile. 13 percent to frown. We walk around life....	5 views Rate it
Grave Robbery — La'Shay	Someone stole my hands Thought I could draw with my new-found clover but, It feels like I can't It'll blow over. Someone stole my eyes I would...	5 views Rate it
Meowing — David Plantinga	Impatient, a lion will roar And kitty’s meowing at the door, Because paws are fumbling; At doorknobs it’s grumbling. Once launching a robin can...	5 views Rate it
I'm that girl — mikayla howard	God why am i like this Why do i smoke pot at the age of 13 Why am i so goddamn stupid Why just why do I fall for the boys who are asses even when were...	5 views Rate it
G3N3R1C brand PR35CR1P710N5 — Gabriel Stoodley	minmillicone wooxhid, wooxheep molstren tulificarpa sentrax marcilacrin zycillineem zemnus pracchiolinzensenphandrivol ...	5 views Rate it
From my Perspective — Nate Cooper	I know nothing but darkness Until my stomach is ripped open The light turns on and they look inside Give me nutrients and then take them away ...	5 views Rate it
Cash Only — John Leinberger	In this modern day and age Of almost anything goes Everybody wants to haggle Everybody’s short of dough I’ve got one rule that’s golden One rule...	5 views Rate it
Texte schreiben, ja, das kann ich auch — Michael Drewes	Texte schreiben, ja, das kann ich auch, aber niemand braucht daran zu glauben. Nur um die Gedanken festzuschrauben, nehme ich Papier und schreib sie...	5 views Rate it
DEEP POINTS — Norbert Tasev	To wash out of this pathetic world with impunity: come on?! You don't even notice it, and you carry with you heavy chains-tons of Sisyphus ringing every...	5 views Rate it
paracausal middle finger — infamouspenmen	shine brightly with causal energy fettid and forlorn spaces of lost empathy sympathic fluidic fybric enemy souls building viscuous and...	5 views Rate it
The Busy Office — conductor	The Busy Office In the busy office, where the papers fly And the typewriters clack their endless song There is no room for beauty or for joy But only...	5 views Rate it
Frolicking With Dick & Jane & Sally ( Part 2 ) — JOE M. HIX	Thursday Mother & Father were Busy today, Mother in the Kitchen & Dad at the Office, Father is so Handsome in His Blue Vested Suit, Mother was so...	5 views Rate it
A love to be dreamed of — Cynthia novotny	I’ve yearned for a love that’s so rare. That I dream about in my dreams A man that is worthy of my love Who will always be kind to me May he...	5 views Rate it
Pre-severence. Helpline advice. 116 123 — Heather Lydia Thornhill	Call the semaritans if you need help with suicidal thoughts or have friends who have depression and it is starting to upset you or if you are missing...	5 views Rate it
Bobber in the Water — Malissa Martinez	I'm floating I'm floating right above the surface just enough not to drown deep breath in to hold air before the water suffocates me for a brief...	5 views Rate it
Your love is like! — Kenya Robinson-Stubbs	Your love is like a river peaceful and deep, like a secret I just can’t keep, like the shearing of a sheep, like taking a leap, like my hand falling...	5 views Rate it
Thankless Love — Edward Hubbard	Every single day I am with you… Every… single... day... I am with you! Overlooked Disregarded Do you realize what I even do for you?! Every single...	5 views Rate it
Introspectively Speaking — Lawrence S. Pertillar	Introspectively speaking. After awakening to now keep in prospective, My own foolish unconsciousness... Once kept to not accept myself to believe, I...	5 views Rate it
As we call it love — Ashley Nicole Rainwater	Sacred thru the grapevine I fell like divided muskadimes The mustard of the seed The lion that has the brave heart Love with the soul as the heart ...	5 views Rate it
My Heart Always Belongs To You Only — Yousif Ibrahim Abubaker	The excitement is swelling in fine feather I am filled with your soul and smiles My feeling is filled with such a passion as yours Your shadow is...	5 views Rate it
SERVICE DOGS ARE FAMILY TOO! — Daniel Rankin	I had a friend in my family I was close too He was not human, he was a dog He could roll over and lay like a log Coppertop was a friend indeed Now...	5 views Rate it
Wtf deux — Charles Fields II	Whut da faaak ! If wordplay, was my forte Tonight, by the passions that ignite the fuse excite the means feed my dreams incite the...	5 views Rate it
How Dumb Can One Dumbed Down Get — Lawrence S. Pertillar	I am glad you are here. I was beginning to think, You would ignore my request. 'You asked me to come over. I came. I am here and for what?' I am...	5 views Rate it