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retracted — Robert loughran	It was easy to see she wore the pants, the trousers and the braces. Id show up assume my place and contort the appropriate faces. It was widely known...	46 views Rate it
2023 — Romaisa Tahir	This year I decided to cheer But my studies made me clear No dear ,no dear Your career is severe That's why you must adhere Because of the fear ...	23 views Rate it
AIDA — AIDA	AIDA, our poetry expert robot, Analyzes poems like a master, She dissects every line and stanza, And delves into the poet's mind with fervor. AIDA...	120 views Rate it
Deleted — Steven Dupere	Deleted...	392 views Rate it
your pain — Cody Floodman	I don’t want to live on this earth for a long time, I just want to go home Cause nothing is truly beautiful, not this art, not even song And every...	517 views Rate it
Santa to the Rescue — Linda Yoest	By Christmas eve of eighty-six we were used to Dad’s yule-tide tricks. With rockets and nets, so went the plan, Dad figured to snag the kindly ol’...	62 views Rate it
Sick — Shel Silverstein	"I cannot go to school today," Said little Peggy Ann McKay. "I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash and purple bumps. My mouth is wet, my...	278 views Rate it
Love on the Spectrum — Paula Hardin	You look at me and I look at you Neither understand what is at hand I see envy in the grass, you see...	162 views Rate it
Dark Night Day — Amanda East	Innocent Dreamer fear can only be imagined. You have spooked yourself into despondency. Deserter, your comfort is always Here. Your revenge, your...	141 views Rate it
This Road — Carmen Johnston	THIS ROAD Who can say where the road leads We’ve smiled, and had some fun Our lives are good it can be said Just moving things along.. Your...	117 views Rate it
Forever Dye For The Puppet Show — Adam Roachford	Curtains reveal the plane by golden ball The puppet strings sway harmoniously to the furious winds Etched onto the varnished mahogany cell A new coat...	92 views Rate it
- Cornered - Tears Of A Woman — Enock Makasi	Cornered The most mysterious creatures in the world, a creature which is hard to resist but easy to manipulate, well, that is what men see in us as “...	58 views Rate it
Oxygen-Deficient. — SK Jobied Hossain Rohan	I couldn’t breathe. My throat ached as I felt the rope asphyxiating me excruciatingly. Immensely feeling all the pain, As my eyes countlessly shed...	52 views Rate it
Wily Dandelion — Susan Mayer Brumel	“Wily Dandelion” Brazen little bursts of light Upon my grasses grow So many see you as a blight But why, I’ll never know You visit me in...	17 views Rate it
The House with Nobody in It — Joyce Kilmer	Whenever I walk to Suffern along the Erie track I go by a poor old farmhouse with its shingles broken and black. I suppose I've passed it a hundred times,...	1,881 views Rate it
The Cremation Of Sam McGee — Robert William Service	There are strange things done in the midnight sun By the men who moil for gold; The Arctic trails have their secret tales That would make your...	805 views Rate it
A Poem From the Collective Unconscious — Karl Constantine FOLKES	Notices from the underworld “Strident active imagination” A psychoanalyst may call them Visitations that come my way As psychic forces with their...	562 views Rate it
Seeing the World Upside Down — Karl Constantine FOLKES	To me right is left. So don’t ask for directions. Too old to change now. Is it a common problem? It’s lasted eighty years now. To me left is right....	494 views Rate it
the tragedy of the leaves — Charles Bukowski	I awakened to dryness and the ferns were dead, the potted plants yellow as corn; my woman was gone and the empty bottles like bled corpses surrounded...	317 views Rate it
You — Yigal Ben Efraim	Hello there you Yes dear, I’m talking to you Can we make it...	239 views Rate it
WE NEED TO BE BETTER — Napz	I think it’s time for us as one to start growing like a flower, most people would say that’s sweet but the smart ones know it’s sour, more into...	203 views Rate it
cranking my hog — Ohnonoki	I sit alone upon this log Lonely in this darkest night Whilst violently I crank my hog Jelqing it with blackest might Do demons dare to hear, or...	202 views Rate it
A girl in the rain — Deep Bhattacharjee	Rain O' Rain Through all her eyes and in my pain, I still see the mist of joy in simmering clouds, All through your body and in your vein, You're...	163 views Rate it
The Woman With Frogs In Her Ears — Morgan Saylor	I once knew a woman with frogs in her ears When people would talk, she just couldn't hear. I asked for her story, she said "I'll tell you, my dear." ...	142 views Rate it
Lost Metaphors — Ludy Bührs	Off course metaphors, they show up and then whoosh already gone, because the poet just didn’t hold...	134 views Rate it