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— #iwriteitall \| Sarah Cope	It's his smile that gets me through, I wonder if he no's what his smile can do, He gives so much so willingly, without question without doubt, so...	0 views Rate it
" life & GIRL 7 IN PARK " ( POEM ) — mickey red head	" LIFE & GIRL 7 IN PARK " AS this morning i go across the street in a PARK a pretty day am old man in Life alone. SO i set on Park...	25 views Rate it
" Creatures of the Night" — Robert G.Szymanski	You shouldn't go to bed right after watching horror movies Cause if you do, youll get the heebee jeebees! And when you try to sleep your mind is...	17 views Rate it
" Heart cries" — Pandita Rufus	HEART CRIES...	7 views Rate it
" MY EYES MY GIRL NINE DIES " — KIM GUNN	" MY EYES MY GIRL NINE DIES " I know our life is sweet if we all do the right thing so look out am a young MOM now saying words say...	5 views Rate it
"Are we there yet?" — Emily McGinnes	Wind whispers through the cracks “Are we there yet?” Seatbelts click Pillows at the window Tapping of the feet along to the radio We’re in for the...	13 views Rate it
"Awakened Reverie: Embracing Life's Journey" — Mawphniang Napoleon	New seeds now are planted, fresh crops we shall yield— A wiser, more fertile soil than before. Past wounds, though still aching, begin to heal ...	1 view Rate it
"Because of You" — Adrienne Lawrence-Gouch	I am not who I used to be. I don’t act the way that I used too. My smile isn’t the same as before. It was brighter, it was sweeter, and there was love in...	41 views Rate it
"Chanal #5" — Kenneth Carson	"Chanal...	15 views Rate it
"Device" — L. Stawikowska	My sweet, sweet phone, you will be forever missed, Since the day I got you, I thought our relationship would persist. But when I saw that one percent...	1 view Rate it
"Dick Literature." — Dwight Drummond.	What is Dick?...	20 views Rate it
"Floater" — Mia L.	Swimming Splashing Jumping Diving In water i’m swimming, splashing, wee! Like an otter, jumping, diving....	6 views Rate it
"Funny How All I Want Is You" — Robert Mckelvy	Funny how all I want is you... You make me laugh and feel loved too... I want so much to be near you though... And kiss you tenderly head to toe... ...	21 views Rate it
"Hail Rodentia! Hail!" — Allen Cameron Gary	Hail Rodentia!' In our family tree And I mean that literally We have craftsmen Plying every trade. We have "scavengers" and "scurriers." We have...	2 views Rate it
"Harmony Unveiled: A Contemporary Ode to Love" — Mawphniang Napoleon	Love spills from every pore when I see you dancing across the hard floor of life with a smile that wounds time. In your gaze, a universe unfurls, an...	1 view Rate it
"Held in the Hands of Time" — Ellie Hardie	I hold my hands cupped in front of me. I watch time slip in tiny grains of sand. My fingers grasp but bring back nothing. The amount I am able to hold...	7 views Rate it
"I" — Michael Levy	I- said; "You will reap what you sow," They said; "So what" I- said: "You think of me, so I must exist" They said "Your philosophy is unsound We...	2 views Rate it
"I'm Tired Now, Lord Send Me A Signal" — Pitters_Astley	I'm Tired Now: So Depressed Out I'm Tired Now: So Stressed Out I'm Tired Now: So Stupid Out I'm Tired Now: So Dumb Out I'm Tired Now: So Vexed Out ...	7 views Rate it
"Lucky one" — Lenamarie Clark	Oh lucky one that I have grown to know over years,my love for you is sheer and it don't smear. Your the lucky one who won my heart now don't that...	9 views Rate it
"Memories of you" — Lenamarie Clark	"Memories of you" That smile so white that it lights up so bright... when Im looking at you my eyes see the wonders of life through you. Sometimes...	13 views Rate it
"My crazy life" — Wendy Mitchell	My crazy life unfortunately ended in a bad way I'm always getting hurt by the devil I'm always getting black maild by family in my life seems like life...	19 views Rate it
"NASYA MY DAUGHTER" — Dumka Vincent	Who owns this memory of my life When those days came no more like a tale That I pondered each moment I sat alone Thinking about the sound of a playful...	27 views Rate it
"New Poems" Spam — anonymous3142	you're writing a book all on the same page is it any wonder that people get phased? their euesight goes bluriy they dont know what to dou ...	32 views Rate it
"Ode on Silence" — Mark 'Keats' Hachenburg	Shhhhhh......	4 views Rate it
"Ode to The Marker" — K Ly	Oh marker- you ran out of ink I used you to color Everything pink Now everything is duller I must go to the store To buy a new pack It is just a...	26 views Rate it