Pink Palace Museum
Doctor Doug is a Noble man.
If he can't do it , nobody can.
Fearless is he who runs the ship,
More power to him who cracks the whip.
Interesting exhibits come and go.
Everyone likes the I-MAX show.
The hardcarved circus is really a treat,
For the kids in school and the man on
the street.
When the parade breaks down, it stops
the show.
They post a sign until ready to go.
They take a few days to make repairs.
All they have to do is go upstairs.
Nothing will be fixed until they get
around to it.
Cost $3.95 at the hardware store.
Not much money, less or more,
Holding up a job makes us sore,
If I were there, I'd hold the door,
They should have had one in the
Preparators tool kit.
All he'd have to do is get up and git!
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Doctor Nobles Museum
Alas! He has started to think.
He made a deal with Snapple,
To give the public a drink.
Snapple flavors in the museum foyer.
As you leave the museum,
Spin the Wheel for a free drink!
It could leave a good taste in your
mouth,
If the exhibits left you going south.
Dr. Doug arriving here late,
May improve the museums fate
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The Beginning of Life
Life is a precious thing,
With Julie and Frank in the ring,
Girls and boys are better than toys.
One of each may bring you joys.
My brother was a twin and not aware
That I had first arrived there,
I was a blonde and he a brunette,
You'd think we had just arrived in a
jet.
My maternal grandfather was the M.D.
He was the one to go to see.
As we appeared were handed to the nurse,
So excited admiring us, said,
The first one is good enough for me.
The second twin had arrived F.O.B.
That's pretty good - yes siree!
Hope that good enough for you and me.
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