Brooks ReitzHenderson, Kentucky |
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When I was young, I used to use the phrase, "kyotie me." This was the beginning of a newfound maturing legacy of Jack the Rat poetry. At that young age, I was becoming a poet, and I didn't even know it. Yet, over the years, I have developed many poems, and have been published many times. My hobbies include guitar, writing songs, music (Bob Dylan, Beatles etc.), basketball, girls, screenplay writing, underwater basket weaving, and I was lead astronaut on Flight 1369 Apollo 6. Many people don't know that I am the person that the cartoon Smurfs were crafted after, and I sold the theory of relativity to Einstein for spare change. I now have a theory about ducks, that the difference between a duck is one of his legs is both the same. I love the movies, "Pulp Fiction", "From Dusk till Dawn", and "Kids". All summed up, I believe the reason bananas have ears is simply because puple, for ice cream has no bones. Thank you. |
LuxuryAs I walk to the farmer's market, |
Power to the PeoplePower to the people, |
I Dropped Out of SchoolOh yeah B, |
All poems Copyright © 1996 Brooks Reitz. All rights reserved.