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First of all I need to explain this before people freak out. When I was very young I learned to tell backwards stories( mainly fairy tales(TAIRY FALES) from an old friend. Alot of people have done this through the years and read these every trip I make to St. Judes at Memphis where I go up and read to kids and spend time with these amazing young children. It is written in free form, very easy for me to do recite but hard to write. I am doing this for the mother of Abagail Sanchez, a little girl who is dieing from a very rare blood cancer but this one and Rindercella(Cinderella) are here Favorites,. I will eventually put both of them on this site so when your reading this please realize I havent lost my mind but love doing this. The amazing thing is, Kids realy really get it. Some adults just dont!

Beeping Sleauty

A dong  lime ago, in a Coriegn Fountry there lived a prcinful beutress,
and it hoe sappened their was a wugly old itch.
Now, the pricicful beutesss was just as pood as she was gretty,
so the wugly old itch spassed a spevil ell and went around sleekin with raughter and belling everytody amd the princifyul beutress would slo on geepin until bomesody would lall in fove with her and kiss her so she would aken wup. Bo-nody will lall in fuve with banyody who  wants to teep all aslime.

So the pricnciful beutress became known as Beeping Sleauty.

One day a buller frush man copped by the stastle
and when bonody answer his dock at the knoor he wooked in the lindow and Beeping sleuty slound aseep.
Now, he didnt care whether she was neepin or slot,
When he saw how wair she fus, he groked the blass and bimbed into the cledroom where beeping sleauty slound aseep.

he kanted a pliss on the nip of her toes and beeping sleauty open her eyes. Gy moodness she said, My mair must be a hess. It ertainly cis said the buller frush man and sall of a unden the buller frush man fell of his knees and hook her by the tand.
He said, i'm not really a buller frush man, I'm a proung and yansom hince, but a wugly old itch cut a purse on me and kanished me from my bingdom and until I could sell a beeping sleauty a buller frush.

 You have sproken the bell, will you marry me, Beeping Sleauty said, yes i will marry you because we so cuch in momon, and mo they were sarried.
And one of the dirst things they fid, was to have the wugly old itch pressed into kisson so she couldnt do anymore dicked weeds,
Remembr this, if you ever want to end up thretting on a sone dont ever pass up the chance to kiss a Beeping Sleauty.

This takes alot of time to write, read 100 times each time faster and soon you will have fun with it,and it is so easy and so funn  to recite once you get it. I also have Rindecella, Wosnite and the Dweven Sarfs, Pee Thrittle Ligs, Nippochoe, The Sirish Etter( a great story for dog lovers) and the list goes on for my Tairy Fales. Remember. Dont be harsh. the wonderful Kids at St. Judes in Memphis need your prayers but most of all need your poems and Humor!
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Poetry.com 4.6 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 29 reviews.
Patrick Herron More than 1 year ago
thanks ed and i do apprichiate all your great reviews and know you are a blessing to those children
Patrick Herron More than 1 year ago
please read my poem ..JESUS
Animus Vox More than 1 year ago
I'm sure this puts the biggest smiles on their faces, Ed. I've always said you've had the biggest heart, and hearing this just makes me love what you do that much more. Your words aren't just words. When you know how to use them like you do to inspire and uplift so many, that's where it matters. You certainly deliver. Thank you so much for sharing this. You're one incredible person, continuing to amaze me day after day.
Edward Willard More than 1 year ago
Sam Kealii Lu More than 1 year ago
Keep it up, you've got the gift.
Edward Willard More than 1 year ago
Gino Valentine More than 1 year ago
Your a Good Man Ed / I Know the kids at St. Judes appreciate you taking your time out to be there with them,God Bless !!!
Edward Willard More than 1 year ago
GINO IS NUMBER !. I mean that!
Tracey Caterisano More than 1 year ago
This is great, i had fun reading this! I used to do this with any story and people always thought i was weird for it. -Amazing (thank you for this)
Edward Willard More than 1 year ago
Thanks Tracey
Edward Willard More than 1 year ago
What a great time in my life and especially hers!!! god bless out TROOPS and all children!
Joyce Carol Gibson More than 1 year ago
Careful Edward, Your kind and gentle heart is showing. Love it
Edward Willard More than 1 year ago
Nick Tamborra More than 1 year ago
This was so amazing and heartfelt the way you did this, God bless you for what you do
Edward Willard More than 1 year ago
Kizzy Sherman More than 1 year ago
Thats adorable my friend... You shall receive good for good throughout your life. Please keep giving us your innermost thoughts and feelings.
Melody Steen CA More than 1 year ago
Not only do I love what you are doing for these children I love Beeping Sleauty. The first few sentences were chunky to read but after relaxing and letting my inner Lysdexic kick in it flowed easily for me. If I could read it out loud as easily as I can silently to myself I would be proud to recite this story to ANY child. Please keep them comming if not for readers here and everywhere then please, please do it for the children.
Edward Willard More than 1 year ago
Thanks Melody!!
Helema Jones More than 1 year ago
My prayers are with you, those beautiful children at St. Jude's and their families. Thank you for sharing your fun to read poem! :D
Edward Willard More than 1 year ago
Migdalia Burgoin More than 1 year ago
This was adorable and brought a smile to my face. and the fact that you did it with such a loving intent just makes it that more special. Not only is the content cute the way you present it is so much more exciting than a typical storytelling. bravo!
Edward Willard More than 1 year ago
MR. D T More than 1 year ago
This was so cool. It brought bacl alot of memories of the hee haw gang and alot will have no clue of what i am talking about!
Edward Willard More than 1 year ago
Thanks you sir. archie campbell was the MAN on Hee Haw. I do remeber!
maria shaw More than 1 year ago
You never fail to bring a smile to my face and I'm sure your magic works wonders for the children of St Judes :) It's so good to see you back dear Edward, it's been a very long time, too long in fact :) Keep up the great work xx
Ester Grace. More than 1 year ago
Love this fascinating piece!
ARUN MAZUMDER More than 1 year ago
Little Miss I Need Cheering More than 1 year ago
me thinks the wugly old itch & the buller frush man did it for me LMAO!!
Luckson Mupakamiso More than 1 year ago
Great write.. l recommend it to every reader. it's moving 
roger turner 11 months ago
rindercella is one of the best things I ever heard Archie Campbell recite on Hee Haw. One who plays with words is genius in my book. Thanks for sharing Beeping sleauty...and for taking me back.
Aiden Kitchen 8 days ago
This was really great (if a little hard to get into), and I'm sure the kids love it.
Ravindra Kumar More than 1 year ago
Not a poetic. full of description.
Edward Willard More than 1 year ago
thanks. It was not a poem., just a priomise i made to a very special 5 years old young lady!
Hum Safar More than 1 year ago
Lovely writing.....HEart touching
Ludy Bührs More than 1 year ago
playful language can bring joy to those childen, well done
Edward Willard More than 1 year ago
MS LUDY. I am so glad you are still on this site. i thought you, like Donia and Ms joyce were leaving but thank goodness your talents and heart are still here!
Ludy Bührs More than 1 year ago
Thank you, Edward! I kept reading at the site while not posting and to my surprise I see things improving among poets and in the writings, so decided to give it another chance here.
Dynisha Cole More than 1 year ago
I like it. Cute.
Dynisha Cole More than 1 year ago
I meant to put five stars, this was a lot of work to read and I am sure to write. Great job
Michael Moore More than 1 year ago
fun read!
Edward Willard More than 1 year ago
thanks Michael
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